The World Is Full Of Horrible Things.

Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The Black Way.

I Never Go See Live Comedy Shows Because I Just Sit In The Audience Thinking, "here's What I Would Say. Here's What I Would Do If I Got Up There." It Drives Me Crazy.

When I Was Seven, I Broke My Leg Playing Soccer. Just To Feel Something.

It Was Important To Me To Be Cool As A Comedian. I Didn't Want To Be A Crowd-pleaser Who Sent Out The Vibe Of, "i Need You Guys." I Wanted To Be So Cool That The Audience Could Leave And I Would Still Be Killing, That I Didn't Want To Have To Rely On Them Or Need Them. That Really Appealed To Me.

I Like Seeing What The Comedian Thinks Is Funny, Not Just What They Think I'll Think Is Funny.