I Think People Tend To Feel Odd

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

A Weird Sort Of Awareness Set In, Like, 'wow. My Stand-up Isn't Just Separate From Everything Else I Do Anymore.' With Twitter And Face Book, Everything Is Universal That Everything Everybody Says Gets Seen.

I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.

The Thing That Drives Me Crazy Is When Comics Say 'i Have Low Self-esteem.' No You Don't. You're Standing On Stage Asking People To Pay. You Don't Play An Instrument. You Want People To Pay To Hear What's In Your Mind. You Don't Have Low Self-esteem. You Might Have Other Problems.

I Write All The Time - I Write Poetry, I Love To Write