I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns,

My Name Has Zero Value.

I Know Nowadays The Common Wisdom Is To Celebrate Diversity As Long As You Don't Point Out That People Are Different.

My Stand-up Act? I Combine The Fact That The World Is A Violent Place With The Fact That Each Person Is Responsible For The Situation They Are In.

The Thing That Drives Me Crazy Is When Comics Say 'i Have Low Self-esteem.' No You Don't. You're Standing On Stage Asking People To Pay. You Don't Play An Instrument. You Want People To Pay To Hear What's In Your Mind. You Don't Have Low Self-esteem. You Might Have Other Problems.

Everybody's Funny In Different Ways.