I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns,

The Senate Was Holding Hearings On Deceptive Sweepstakes Practices. These Companies Target The Elderly, Making Them Think They're Going To Get A Bunch Of Money, When In Reality They Never See Any Of It. The Most Popular Of These Scams Is Called Social Security.

Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor. It's Just Different Styles.

You Know, The Funny Thing About Lorne And That Show Is That, You Can Go Over One Million Things, But In A Business Of Bean Counters, He Still Likes To Laugh At Small Things And Creates A Show Around It.

My Name Has Zero Value.

The Only People Who Like To Live Alone More Than Comics Are Priests.