I Think Pornography Is The Only Art

I Have Always Tried To Use Humor To "help Ever" And "hurt Never," For I Find That To Laugh Is Like Swallowing A Secret That Santa Claus Farted.

There's Quite An Overlap Between Musicians - Especially Drummers - Who Have An Affection And A Proclivity Towards Comedy And Comedians Who Fantasize About Being In A Band. And A Lot Of Comics Play Instruments.

You Cannot Win A War On Terrorism. It's Like Having A War On Jealousy.

It Probably Does Make It More Difficult To Enjoy A Good Laugh At Someone Who's Onstage, Seemingly Yelling At You. But I'm Not Yelling At The Audience, I'm Yelling At The World. It Genuinely Sucks If People Are Taking It That Way. But I'm Not Talking To Individuals.

If You Want To Reinstate The 14.4 Billion Dollars That Bush Cut Out Of The Veterans Program Then Vote Democrat.