I Think Pornography Is The Only Art

[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.

It's Not That I Don't Have Kids For Some Personal Reason Outside Of, I Just Haven't Had Kids. And I Haven't Met Someone Who Wanted To, As Far As I Know. And Perhaps I'm Attracted To Women Who Aren't Ready To Make That Commitment Just Yet.

I'm Concerned About Organized Religion Getting Away With What It Gets Away With.

I'm A Professional Comic. Whether You Think I'm Funny Or Not, That's, Again, Subjective.

I Have A Few Business Ideas (that I'm Going To Advertise In High Times, Amongst Other Places), And One Of Them Is A Service In Which I Offer To Eat And Describe Pork To Kosher People.