I Think There Is One Smashing Rule:

Live Long Enough And You'll Come Into Pensions, A Lovely Thing. Presents Every Month From People You Didn't Know Cared.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

I'm Sure The Way To Be Happy Is To Live Well Beyond Your Means!

The Kiss. There Are All Sorts Of Kisses, Lad, From The Sticky Confection To The Kiss Of Death. Of Them All, The Kiss Of An Actress Is The Most Unnerving. How Can We Tell If She Means It Or If She's Just Practicing?

I Think There Is One Smashing Rule: Never Face The Facts.