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My Kids Watch Everything Downloaded; They Have No Idea What The Numbers Or The Names Of The Channels Mean, Except "fx Makes The Show That I See On My Computer." So It's Harder To Get A Show On The Air, But At The Same Time, There Are A Lot Of Terrific Shows.

If You See Me Doing A New Stand-up Special, It Probably Means I've Been Out Of Work For A While.

It's Human Nature For People To Expect People To Be What They See On The Screen.

The Filter's The Best Part. That's Where They Put The Heroin.

I'm Born And Raised In The Northeast. My Parents Are Irish Immigrants. So Our Tendency Is To Shy Away From The Big Yellow Ball That Comes Up In The Sky Every Once In A While.