Worrying About Tomorrow Is The Best Way

Marriage Is Like A Dull Meal With The Dessert At The Beginning.

There's Nothing Wrong With An Actor That Can't Improvise, But If You're Going To Improvise, You Gotta Make Sure You Got People That Can Play The Game.

My Father Could Swear In Gaelic And English, By The Way, Ladies And Gentlemen.

I'm In My Truck Talking To Jesus. And You Can See A World Series Ring On My Right Pinkie Finger. But When I Take My Sunglasses Off A Second Later, It's Gone. It's The Whole Divine Intervention Thing. You Know Jesus Had Something To Do With Them Winning.

Sometimes I Park In Handicap Spaces While Handicapped People Make Handicapped Faces.