I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

Cats Are Anthropomorphised In Art Because They Are So Laid Back That You Automatically Attribute Human Thoughts And Feelings To Them.

I Was Very Happy And Honored To Create The Professor Garfield Foundation With Ball State To Make Reading Fun.

I Can Go Everywhere And No One Recognises Me.

There Is Never A Need To Outrun Anything You Can Outwit.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.