I Tried, It Was Hard, I Quit,

Were I Forced To Describe This Woman In One Word, That Word Would Be...herpes.

No Matter How Happy Anyone Is With Their Choices, I Believe It's Human Nature To Wonder About The Path Not Taken.

I've Determined The Ideal Job For Me Is One Where I Can Write Clever Essays About My Life And My Employer Will Give Me Enough Money Not Only To Live A Comfortable Existence, But Also To Buy Many, Many New Pairs Of Shoes.

I Never Sleep On The Plane. I Have To Be Awake And Using My Mind Power To Keep It In The Air

When Did The Cell Phone Become A License To Be Rude? And Why Must I Be Subjected To Your Personal Conversations?