I Try To Avoid Twitter. I Occasionally

I've Always Been A Writer, I've Always Been A Storyteller, But I Never Thought About Screenwriting.

Speaking Of Twitter, I Don't Even Know If I Composed A Blog Entry In 2009, As I Was Too Busy Parceling My Every Thought Into Cute 140-character Sound Bites. I Used To Only Worry About Being Pithy For A Living; Now Some Of My Best Lines Are Wasted On A Free App!

I've Been So Lucky - I Worked With Jason Reitman Twice, Who Has Always Been A Really Strong Advocate For My Voice, And Has Always Really Respected The Scripts That I've Brought Him And Is Just The Coolest.

In My Opinion, The Best Thing You Can Do Is Find A Person Who Loves You For Exactly What You Are. Good Mood, Bad Mood, Ugly, Pretty, Handsome, What Have You, The Right Person Will Still Think The Sun Shines Out Your Ass. That's The Kind Of Person That's Worth Sticking With.

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.