I Use A Smoke Alarm As A

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

I've Learned From My Dealings With Johnny Carson That No Matter What Kind Of Friendship You Think You Have With People You're Working With, When The Chips Are Down, It's All About Business.