I Use A Smoke Alarm As A

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

Don't Follow Any Advice, No Matter How Good, Until You Feel As Deeply In Your Spirit As You Think In Your Mind That The Counsel Is Wise.

Don't Talk To Me About Gravity. When I Get Out Of Bed In The Morning, I Have To Be Careful Not To Step On My Breasts.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.