I Used To Be A Folk Singer,

If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight, Don't Eat Anything Out Of A Bucket.

I'm One Of The School Of People Who Don't Do Research Of The Reality Of The Thing Or The Unreality Of The Thing. In All The Movies I've Done, I've Never Done Any Research.

It's My Mind, And I Reserve The Right To Change It As Often As I Like.

I've Been A Poser For F--ing Years. I Say, Pose Your Arse Off. You Know, Have A Laugh.

Now, The Country Is In A Terrible State, And You've Blamed It On A Number Of Things: Unemployment Rate, The Value Of The Pound And All That... Wrll, It's Because The National Anthem Is Boring.