I Used To Do Drugs, But That

Is She Crazy, Like It Says On Her Bracelet, Or Is She Just Looking At My Sheets? I Dunno!

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials. I'm Not An Actor Though, So I Don't Really Have Much Choice In The Matter.

If You Take Off Your Pants And Her First Reaction Is, "awwww, Look At It...like A Little Baby Jesus." Time To Buy A Porsche.

When I Was A Kid, I Really Loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.