I Used To Do Drugs. I Still

I'd Hate To Be A Giraffe With A Sore Throat.

If You Can't Sleep, Count Sheep. Don't Count Endangered Animals. You Will Run Out.

I Tried To Throw A Yo-yo Away. It Was Impossible.

When I Was On Acid, I Would See Things Like Beams Of Light And I Would Hear Sounds That Sounded An Awful Lot Like Car Horns.

I Went To A Heavy Metal Concert. The Singer Yelled Out, "how Many Of You People Feel Like Human Beings Tonight?" And Then He Said, "how Many Of You Feel Like Animals?" The Thing Is, Everyone Cheered After The Animals Part, But I Cheered After The Human Beings Part Because I Did Not Know There Was A Second Part To The Question.