I've Always Boxed, I Always Taught Boxing.

I Don't Like Soccer. I Think It Makes You Soft. And By The Way, You Telling Me It's The Biggest Whatever In The World, Look, They Drink Tea Everywhere Too; They're Pussies, You Understand? I Want Some Coffee.

I Used To Be A Democrat, Now I'm Basically A Republican.

I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

I Swear My Car Won't Run Unless I'm Picking My Nose: At Least, I'm That Superstitious About It, So I Don't Want To Take Any Chances.

Should Women Be On Any Pills Besides Birth Control? We Should Just Give Them All Sugar Pills For Everything, They're So Suggestible.