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I've Always Boxed, I Always Taught Boxing.

I Am Not Agnostic. I Am Atheist. I Don’t Think There Is No God; I Know There’s No God. I Know There’s No God The Same Way I Know Many Other Laws In Our Universe. I Know There’s No God And I Know Most Of The World Knows That As Well. They Just Won’t Admit It Because There’s Another Thing They Know. They Know They’re Going To Die And It Freaks Them Out. So Most People Don’t Have The Courage To Admit There’s No God And They Know It. They Feel It. They Try To Suppress It. And If You Bring It Up They Get Angry Because It Freaks Them Out.

The Main Thing That I Learned From My Horrible Job Experiences Was How Horrible They Were.

I Don't Like Soccer. I Think It Makes You Soft. And By The Way, You Telling Me It's The Biggest Whatever In The World, Look, They Drink Tea Everywhere Too; They're Pussies, You Understand? I Want Some Coffee.

California Is Like The Hot Blond High School Chick Who's Been Getting By On Her Looks, But Now She's 45 And Falling Apart.