I've Always Called L.a. 'the World Capital

All Last Year We Tried To Teach Him (fernando Valenzuela) English, And The Only Word He Learned Was Million.

Sometimes, You Get Too Hopped Up, Too Excited, And It Works Against You.

I Don't Like The Pitch Count! How Are You Gonna Develop Your Arm? If You're A Track Man You Say, "hey, You Can't Run Too Much." Or If You're A Boxer You Say, "hey, You Can Only Box Three Rounds." It's Not Right!

I've Been Able To Dine With Presidents, With Leaders Of Corporations, Traveled For 14 Years With (financier And Philanthropist) Michael Milken, Who Has Taught Me So Much About Life. Hanging Around With Them, It's Nothing I Could Have Believed In Grade School. I Could Be With All Of Them? Milton Berle, Don Rickles, Dean Martin ... This Former Third-string Pitcher From The Norristown High Baseball Team And The Son Of An Italian Immigrant? I Really Am In Awe When I Think That Has Happened To Me. What A Life.

I've Been Catholic All My Life, And There's One Thing I've Never Understood. Why Didn't The Corinthians Write Back?