I've Always Felt Myself To Be An

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But Its The Second Mouse That Gets The Cheese.

The Cure For Cynicism Is Simply To Engage Honestly.

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.

I Find It Odd That People Take Me Seriously.