I've Always Kind Of Ripped From Real

You Know, There's A Million Fine Looking Women In The World, Dude, But They Don't All Bring You Lasagna At Work. Most Of 'em Just Cheat On You.

It's Like A Dream Come True. When Somebody Is Paying You To Talk About Yourself, You've Won.

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.

Other Filmmakers Make Their Movies And Put Them Out And That's That. For Me, For Some Odd Reason, It Goes Deeper Than That.

T-shirts And Long Pants Make Me Easier To Find In A Crowd, But Also Easy To Disappear In A Crowd Because If I Am Wearing This And Suddenly I Am Not, It's Like A Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak.