I've Always Spent More Time With A

Nobody Notices Me. Nobody Thinks I'm Me. But Then I Look Less Like Me Than Most Of The People Coming To Our Concerts.

B Is For Breasts Of Which Ladies Have Two; Once Prized For The Function, Now For The View.

I've Discovered Special Makeup By A Company Called M.a.c. You Could Wear It On The Surface Of The Sun And It Wouldn't Move.

I Have Never Liked Morrissey, And I Still Don't. I Think It's Hilarious, Actually, What Things I've Heard About Him, What He's Really Like, And His Public Persona Is So Different. He's Such An Actor.

I Am Very Self-conscious A Lot Of The Time.