I've Always Thought The Best Way To

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

My Ex-girlfriend Was Very Sexy. She Reminded Me Of The Sphinx Because She Was Very Mysterious And Eternal And Solid...and Her Nose Was Shot Off By French Soldiers.

Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage, But Rarely If Ever Do They Fit.

I Was A Cute Baby. My Mom Said When I Was Born They Threw Away The Mold. Some Of It Grew Back.

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.