I've Arranged With My Executor To Be

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

Obama Is Running Again For Spite.