I've Been Married A Couple Of Times

It Is Great To Be A Blonde. With Low Expectations It's Very Easy To Surprise People.

I Have This Phobia: I Don't Like Mirrors. And I Don't Watch Myself On Television. If Anything Comes On, I Make Them Shut It Off, Or I Leave The Room.

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

My Breasts Have A Career. I'm Just Tagging Along.

Love Never Goes Away; It Just Changes Form.