I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've

Rock And Roll Is Catching On All Over . . . France . . . England . . . They Even Have It In Japan, Only Over There They Call It Judo.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.