I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.