We're On Our Way To The Persian

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.