President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.