President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.