Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.