I've Been Nominated For 12 Emmys, And

Amber Rose Is Not Charlie's [rose] Cousin. I Just Want To Make Sure People Know.

The Very Idea Of Printing My Diary Has Always Struck Me As Completely Superficial.

Sometimes I Get Frustrated In Traffic. I Typically Start Going Deep With My Cab Driver And Twitter Feed - Simultaneously - To Take My Mind Off The Gridlock. I Enjoy Live-tweeting My Cab Rides.

There Are Days Now Where I Think, "oh Man, That Would've Been A Great Entry," But I'm Putting The Pen Down Until I Clear My Head, Or Think Of Another Book Idea.

I Wanted To Tell A Dream-come-true Story About Going From A Closeted Gay Kid Who Loved Pop Culture To An Out Adult Man Making Pop Culture. I Went From Being Told When I Was 21 That I Should Never Go On Tv Because Of My Crossed Eyes To Winding Up Being A 'housewives' Whisperer And Talk-show Host.