I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was

Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into Comedy At All.

I Am A Quick Study - I Can Memorize A Script In An Hour - But I Can't Remember A Name Three Seconds. I've Even Forgotten My Wife's Name On Occasion.

Maxwell Is Serious, Dedicated, Awkward, Forgetful, Pompous To A Certain Degree, Sentimental.

I Did Movie Star Impressions As A Kid In High School. Somehow They Just Got Out Of Hand.

I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was 14 And Child Support Since 15. That's A Joke, But Not By Much