Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into

I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was 14 And Child Support Since 15. That's A Joke, But Not By Much

I Am A Quick Study - I Can Memorize A Script In An Hour - But I Can't Remember A Name Three Seconds. I've Even Forgotten My Wife's Name On Occasion.

I Had A Wonderful Experience On The Golf Course Today. I Had A Hole In Nothing. Missed The Ball And Sank The Divot.

It Was A Special Show That Became A Cult Classic Of Sorts, And I Made A Lot Of Money For It.

I Like Getting Married, But I Don't Like Being Married.