I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time,

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.

Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy Birthday ... He Would Say, 'keep It Sweet And Short And Don't Try To Be Funny.'