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I Walk With God, And He Protects Me. That May Very Well Be True. I Don't Mean To Make That Sound Like A Joke, In Case He Is In Charge.

I Always Try To Use My Medium, And If I Get Into A Normal Sitcom-writing Contest With Normal Sitcom Writers, I'm Going To Lose.

I Am Absolutely And Inherently Self-destructive In That I Am Always Making Sure I'm Doing What I Want To Do.

I Surround Myself With Loyalists And People That I Would Die For. I Just Would Rather Die Than Make Bad Stuff For People Because I'm A Terrible Dishwasher And A Terrible Lover And A Terrible Pet Owner.

There Are No Normal People, There Are Just Different Kinds Of Weird, All Of It Is Human And All Humanity Is Better Than Everything Inhuman. So I Urge You To Keep Expressing Yourself As Honestly As You Can, And Know That The Backpedals And Second-guesses Really Aren't Necessary - They Don't Hurt But They're Wasting Your Time - Because When You Are Truly Human, As We All Are, And When That Is Your Honest Message To Anyone, You Are Beyond Reproach, There Is No Way To Screw It Up.