It Was Never My Direct Intention To

Storytelling Comes Naturally To Humans, But Since We Live In An Unnatural World, We Sometimes Need A Little Help Doing What We'd Naturally Do.

I Have To Be Really Careful, Because I Have Nothing But Love For This Entity Known As "the Customer" In Entertainment. I Would Never, Ever, Ever Put Myself Above Them And Say, "they Don't Get It, But It's Funny, Believe Me." If They're Not Laughing, I'm Doing My Job Wrong.

If Somebody's Cat Happens To Turn On The Tv, My Numbers Can Double. It's Almost Unrelated To What's Really Happening.

I Don't Really Have A Lot Of Appropriate Feelings For People On An Individual Basis, But I've Always Wanted To Make People Happy.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.