Class Clowns Are Never Allowed To Date

You Don’t Give Someone Notes On Their Performance At A Soup Kitchen.

I Was Playing The Game Where I Was Going To Be A Great Tv Or Film Writer Some Day And There Was Nothing Else That I Thought About, Including Other People.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

Everyone Knows That There Are More People Watching Any Given Show Than Is Being Registered By The Nielsen System.

You Have To Just Look At It Like Titanic: I Know The Ship Sinks, But This Is A Love Story