I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever

I Enjoy The Way I Look, But It's A Joke.

Laughter Through Tears Is My Favorite Emotion.

No Matter What, I Always Make It Home For Christmas. I Love To Go To My Tennessee Mountain Home And Invite All Of My Nieces And Nephews And Their Spouses And Kids And Do What We All Like To Do - Eat, Laugh, Trade Presents And Just Enjoy Each Other... And Sometimes I Even Dress Up Like Santa Claus!

I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever Has. I've Tried Every Diet.

Plastic Surgeons Are Always Making Mountains Out Of Molehills.