I've Found That My Humor Goes Over

My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table. What Difference Does It Make If I'm 70 Or If I'm 20? The Audience Knows They Aren't Getting Any Old Stories From Me.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.

Hillary Clinton's Life Has Been Filled With Corruption But Nobody Cares.

Only The Republican Party Cares About The Issues That Concern Me.

On The Murder Of New York Deli Owner Abe Lebewohl: It's Almost Like Wiping Out Carnegie Hall. A Sandwich To A Jew Is Just As Important As A Country To A Gentile.