I've Got A Fleet Of Cars And

It Is Hard To Be Modest At Times Like These So I Won't Even Try...you Are All Shite!

I Know There's Bands That Might Write Something That Sounds Like The Smiths, And They'll Go, 'oh, It Sounds Like The Smiths, We've Got To Make It Sound Not Like The Smiths.'

The Thing About Bands Is Everybody Wants To Be The Next Oasis, And That Doesn't Mean Slogging It Out Around The Toilet [gigs], It Means, "give Me The Check, I Need To Go To The Levis Shop And I Need A 1960s Gibson."

There's Nothing Good On The News. You're Not Telling Me Cnn Is All Cats In Trees, Are You? Nothing Can Be That Good If Piers Morgan Is In It, You Know What I Mean?

I First Came To London When I Was 22 And Working As A Roadie. Having Watched The 'news At Ten' All My Life, I Thought Big Ben Was Going To Be Massive, But I Was Underwhelmed.