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The Dead Are The Only People To Have Permanent Dwellings.

So Often The Truth Is Told With Hate, And Lies Are Told With Love.

No Animal On The Face Of The Earth Could Conceive Of Taxation. You And I Work Roughly Six Months A Year To Pay Our Local, State And Federal Taxes. If Nothing Else, This Should Convince You That Animals Are Smarter Than People.

The Statistics On Sanity Are That One Out Of Every Four Americans Is Suffering From Some Form Of Mental Illness. Think Of Your Three Best Friends. If They're Okay, Then It's You.

Gambling Operates Under The Premise That Greed Can Be Satisfied By Luck.