I've Got The Jewish Guilt And The

I'm A Real Pushover For Animals.

The Worth Of A Life Is Not Determined By A Single Failure Or A Solitary Success.

Hindsight. It's Like Foresight Without A Future.

Lots Of People Fantasize About What It Would Be Like If They Were President... Most Think They'd Be Decent And Wouldn't Be Corrupted At All, That They'd Remain True To Themselves.

I've Got The Jewish Guilt And The Irish Shame And It's A Hell Of A Job Distinguishing Which Is Which.