I've Had An Unhappy Life, Thank God.

It Was Queen Elizabeth Who Made Me A Foreign Correspondent.

A $10 Million Windfall? At Today's Prices, I'd Feel Almost As Rich As I Did One Day In 1936 When I Found A Dime On The Sidewalk And Blew The Whole Wad On 20 Mary Jane Candy Bars, A Box Of Jujubes, And A Double Feature.

In An Age When The Fashion Is To Be In Love With Yourself, Confessing To Be In Love With Somebody Else Is An Admission Of Unfaithfulness To One's Beloved.

Caution: These Verses May Be Hazardous To Your Solemnity.

Goat Cheese... Produced A Bizarre Eating Era When Sensible People Insisted That This Miserable Cheese Produced By These Miserable Creatures Reared On Miserable Hardscrabble Earth Was Actually Superior To The Magnificent Creamy Cheeses Of The Noblest Dairy Animals Bred In The Richest Green Valleys Of The Earth.