There Are No Liberals Behind Steering Wheels.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.

It Is Safest To Shut Up And Pay, Which Is What I Shall Eventually Do, Though I Shall Hate Having To Sell The Children.

You Can't Enjoy Light Verse With A Heavy Heart.

Journalism Talk Is Part Of The Nonstop Background Noise Of American Life.

A Railroad Station? That Was Sort Of A Primitive Airport, Only You Didn't Have To Take A Cab 20 Miles Out Of Town To Reach It.