I've Met People Who Are Baffled By

I Never Thought I'd Get A Chance To Do What I'm Doing. It's Such A Dream.

I Like Being A Funny Lady. I Think Theres Nothing Sexier Than A Funny Lady.

I've Been Writing Joke Songs Since I Was A Kid And It Served Me Well At S.n.l. I Can Write Those In My Sleep. In Fact, I Have.

I Thought She Was The Funniest Woman, And I Believed Being A Comedian Was The Most Exciting Thing You Could Be.

You Don't Want To Be The First Person To Tell Your 5-year-old, Like, 'you're Going To Have A Life Filled With Disappointments And Letdowns - Enjoy!'