I've Never Been High Or Drunk In

You Can't Start Motoring Up Life's Road Until You Get Your Buns In Gear.

When You Walk Through A Bad Neighborhood, You Don't Want A Poodle By Your Side. You Want A Rottweiler.

I Wanted To Be In A Band That Gave Bang For The Buck. I Wanted To Be In The Band Who Didn't Look Like A Bunch Of Guys Who, You Know, Should Be In A Library Studying For Their Finals.

I Worship Scones And Danishes. If I Never Had Another Meal, I Wouldn't Care As Long As I Could Eat Pastries And Jelly Doughnuts.

Your Date Will Not Be Impressed By You Throwing Up On Her Brand-new Shoes, As You Spout Poetic Babblings That Are Meaningful Only To You.