You Can't Start Motoring Up Life's Road

I Was Never Interested In Being A Rock Star. I Always Wanted To Be Boris Karloff.

When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem.

Never Negotiate With Kids. They Don't Have Life Experience, And They Don't Have Repercussions For Bad Decisions; They Still Get Fed And Housed.

You Can't Go Through Life And Leave Things The Way They Are. We Can All Make A Difference, And If I Die Today, I Know I Made A Difference.

When I Meet A Woman, I Don't Think, 'gee, I Wonder If She's Read The Latest Thesis By Stephen Hawking? I Think, 'great Tits.'