I've Never Been No Superficial Cat.

I'm Not Ashamed To Tell The Truth About What Happened In My Family. I Think That's What Makes My Comedy Different.

I Love My Daughter, But There's A Certain Feeling, A Certain Emotion When You Got A Granddaughter, You Know?

You Know, Every Time It Comes, Every Time That Light Comes On Or Every Time That Camera Comes On, Every Time That Microphone Comes On, The Mac Man Seek And Destroy.

America...do Not Touch My Tv, My Dvd, My Stereo, My Dual-deck Vcr. Do Not Touch My Old School, My New School, My Slow Jams, My Party Jams, My Happy Rap, And You Better Not Touch...my James Brown.

I'm Looking For Laughs, You Know? If It Take Me To Flip Over A Table, If I Have To Go Physical Comedy, I Will Do It. But Whatever The Joke Needs At That Particular Time, Is Where I'm Dedicated To. I'm Not Into Beating Somebody Down And Beating Myself Up. I Don't Do Insults And Things Like That. I Don't Do It - I'm A Storyteller.