I've Never Hit A Woman In My

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.