I've Never Hit A Woman In My

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.