I've Only Read Two Books In My

Even Today, If The Royals Win Six Games All Year, If They're Going To Go 6-156, I Hope They Beat The Yankees Six Times.

If I Was Going To Make One Rule Change, I Would Bring The Dh To The National League.

American League Teams Don't Bunt Very Often. National League Teams Bunt A Lot.

If A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister, Losing Is Like Kissing You Grandmother With Her Teeth Out.

I've Only Read Two Books In My Life: Baseball Sparkplug And Love Story.