I've Outlived All My Diet Doctors.

If You Make The Customer A Promise... Make Sure You Deliver It.

I've Outlived All My Diet Doctors.

As A Mentalist, Perhaps Only Orson Wells Was In Jason's League. After A Career In Television, Randal Has My Endorsement. He's Simply The Best I've Ever Seen!

Unless It's An Emergency, Don't Bother Me After 6:00 P.m. And On Weekends.

I Tell Everybody That I'm A Quatre-sexual: I Will Do Anything With Anybody For A Quarter.