I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.

When Archaeologists Discover The Missing Arms Of Venus De Milo, They Will Find She Was Wearing Boxing Gloves.

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.