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You Always Hear About The Guy Who Was Raised By Wolves. You Never Hear About The Guy Who Was Raised By The Guy Who Was Raised By Wolves. The Problem Is, You Have A Non-wolf Imparting Wolf Teachings.

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.