I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!

The Earth Without Art Is Just Eh.

I Have A Jar At Home, And I Put Pennies In It Whenever I Curse. The Other Day I Spilled The Jar. I Owe It About $25.

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'

When I Was A Kid, I Always Wanted To Live In California Because I Liked Skateboarding.